A goddamn people person

INT. GRUBBY WHITE HAIRDRESSER’S - DUSK Young girls toing and froing. Young man MYSELF, dressed in back apron, sits in back room, tended by HAIRDRESSER. Hairdresser finishing up. Neither have changed facial expressions for past half-hour. HAIRDRESSER moves to cupboard to fetch mirror. HAIRDRESSER So, you going out tonight? MYSELF No. HAIRDRESSER No? MYSELF I don’t really like going out. HAIRDRESSER You prefer to stay in? MYSELF Yeah. You know, listen to music, read, write, watch a film . . . HAIRDRESSER Have a friend round? MYSELF No. HAIRDRESSER You prefer your own company? MYSELF Yeah, I’m not really a fan of other people. [fade out]